"After her performance at the Grammys on Sunday night, I have listened to Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well” approximately 60 times, to the point where I think I’m spending too much on therapy and could just pay the $1.99 on iTunes and feel fine. Do I get Taylor Swift now? Hell yeah, I do. Also, I volunteer to go to Jake Gyllenhaal’s house and get her damn scarf back.
—Tyler Coates, Deputy Editor"
"I regret having Adam marry Eve. It really should have been Steve."
— God (via theboysofletters)