"After her performance at the Grammys on Sunday night, I have listened to Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well” approximately 60 times, to the point where I think I’m spending too much on therapy and could just pay the $1.99 on iTunes and feel fine. Do I get Taylor Swift now? Hell yeah, I do. Also, I volunteer to go to Jake Gyllenhaal’s house and get her damn scarf back.
—Tyler Coates, Deputy Editor"
Some wise words from Dame Julie.
"I regret having Adam marry Eve. It really should have been Steve."
Life’s a mixed bag, no matter who you are.